This came from the Guardian, a UK newspaper.
I received this email over the weekend from a friendly acquaintance. It should help sort out some questions you may have. The subject heading on the email was “I was confused but now I’m not”:
This took some figuring out
If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you’re “exotic, different.”
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers — a quintessential American story.
If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track — you’re a maverick.
Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
Attend five different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.
If you spend three years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a constitutional law
professor, spend eight years as a state senator representing a district with more than 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.
If your total resume is: local weather girl, four years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with fewer than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to become the country’s second highest ranking executive.
If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising two beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a real Christian.
If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian.
If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you’re very responsible.
If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner-city community,
then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t represent America’s.
If your husband is nicknamed “First Dude,” with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
OK, much clearer now.
Let me just get this out in the open. Our country is fucked up. We are a bunch of apathetic sheeple with no sense, no drive and no ability to think for ourselves.
How is it, that in today’s internet age, people are still willing to believe anything they see on TV or hear on the radio? Can people truly not do some fact checking on their own? Is it so hard to believe that *gasp* politicians lie to achieve their own goals (which probably aren’t yours)?
Maybe it just hurts to much to wake up and realize that you’ve been a pawn of the mainstream media and their agenda for too long. Maybe it’s a little scary to realize that the status isn’t quo (thanks Dr. Horrible). Maybe people really don’t care about the others in their country who are suffering because of the hurt that Bush has caused to us and to the world. Maybe we’re all doomed anyway. I don’t know, but the whole situation is depressing.
All I know is that if things don’t change our family is doing the last sane thing there is to do and packing up to leave this country for one where the people are at least mostly sane.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
